Color maps of Disney movies (click on the images to see from which Disney movie they are).
Updated with Frozen (last one).
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
- Leo: I am so smoking hot
- Nico: Actually you are
- Leo: Wait really?!?
- Nico: Yes, you are a son of Hephaestus and you can control fire. So you are hot
- Leo: Smart ass
- Nico: HAHA LOSERRRRRR!!! *whispers* But your face is somewhate attractive tho
- Leo: What was that?
- Nico: *shadow travels to china*
Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read
Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
I love history lessons on tumblr.