twerkfred:

iggyzhong:

twerkfred:

psa

if an english person says anything about tea/having tea/having someone round for tea

it does not mean they will literally be drinking tea

tea means dinner

we mean we are having dinner

ARE YOU SRS

YES

(Source: arlfed)

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lazyleezard:

Am I the only one who loved that Percy just dived in to save animals whenever Blackjack told him there was one trapped somewhere? 

lazyleezard:

Am I the only one who loved that Percy just dived in to save animals whenever Blackjack told him there was one trapped somewhere? 

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bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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rllygay:

cuteness-daily:

This is Cat Island. It is located in Tashirojima which is a small island in Ishinomaki, Miyagi, Japan. With a population inhabited by mostly cats. 

i must live here

(Source: MSN)

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dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

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stephheck:

COSPLAY HACK FOR HOMESTUCKS!
You can easily give yourself a simple troll tongue (as well as spit) using food coloring.
Karkat - A drop of red or no color at all. (He is a mutant after all!)
Aradia - Two red, one yellow.
Sollux - Just a drop of yellow.
Tavros - Now this one was tricky, because red food coloring overpowers yellow, so use at least two drops of yellow for one drop of red. Add more yellow if needed.
Nepeta - Just a drop of green.
Kanaya - Twos drops of green, one blue.
Terezi - One drop of green and one drop of blue.
Vriska - One green, two blue.
Equius - Just a drop of blue.
I have yet to figure out a combination to make Gamzee, Eridan and Feferi.
Food coloring also makes great use for zombie mouths as well! :L

stephheck:

COSPLAY HACK FOR HOMESTUCKS!

You can easily give yourself a simple troll tongue (as well as spit) using food coloring.

  • Karkat - A drop of red or no color at all. (He is a mutant after all!)
  • Aradia - Two red, one yellow.
  • Sollux - Just a drop of yellow.
  • Tavros - Now this one was tricky, because red food coloring overpowers yellow, so use at least two drops of yellow for one drop of red. Add more yellow if needed.
  • Nepeta - Just a drop of green.
  • Kanaya - Twos drops of green, one blue.
  • Terezi - One drop of green and one drop of blue.
  • Vriska - One green, two blue.
  • Equius - Just a drop of blue.

I have yet to figure out a combination to make Gamzee, Eridan and Feferi.

Food coloring also makes great use for zombie mouths as well! :L

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refrigeratorlord:

so I’m applying to take the SAT’s and you have to post a picture of yourself ya no so one takes the test for you or whatever and they have examples of good pictures and bad pictures like imageimage

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howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

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ryanseacrest:

Dr. Who : One through Eleven 

ryanseacrest:

Dr. Who : One through Eleven 

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we-cannot-have-nice-things:

fooferdoodle:

andrusi:

well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is



There is no escape


lmao

we-cannot-have-nice-things:

fooferdoodle:

andrusi:

well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is

There is no escape

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lmao

(Source: royalteens)

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ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

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