mickeyandcompany:

mickeyandcompany:

Color maps of Disney movies (click on the images to see from which Disney movie they are).

Updated with Frozen (last one).

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wessasaurus-rex:

The guy is going "oh fuck, run run run!!!!!" 

wessasaurus-rex:

The guy is going "oh fuck, run run run!!!!!" 

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

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hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

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"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"

image

(Source: powerpuff-squirrels)

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  • Leo: I am so smoking hot
  • Nico: Actually you are
  • Leo: Wait really?!?
  • Nico: Yes, you are a son of Hephaestus and you can control fire. So you are hot
  • Leo: Smart ass
  • Nico: HAHA LOSERRRRRR!!! *whispers* But your face is somewhate attractive tho
  • Leo: What was that?
  • Nico: *shadow travels to china*

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paradisaic:

looking at the first page of a math test

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Bitch who asked you ?
A bitch who didn’t ask you (via guy)

(Source: yellarice)

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skaterparadise:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

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mukuroikusaba:

*watches Hello Kitty music video*

image

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transschmuck:

cutevictim:

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read

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4qua-rio:

torentialtribute:

If you’re looking for the “cheapest/easiest” pet

  • don’t get a pet

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST ACCURATE POST I HAVE EVER SEEN

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guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

(Source: sve-sto-imam-nemamm)

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